Month: March 2015


I’m with him at the grocery store and he’s trying desperately to help me decide on what type of juice I will buy for my cocktail tonight. It’s a classic scenario with me. After some serious contemplation, I decide on grapefruit and spend another 10 minutes trying desperately to find something in the store that somehow resembles a magical creature: the theme of tonights party. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I have hardly any money left from our trip and I’m the new girl at the party and clearly I cannot show up in a non-magical creature costume. So I find a green shirt that fringes at the end for $8 and I call it an outfit. It’s the perfect shirt for a woodland fairy. (more…)